For the first part of the book tour in the south I wanted to have my family with me every where I went. Do to the nature of hopping around from one place to another AND the fact that we’ve got two crazy youngsters in the prime of craziness, what better way to take a long road trip than in a big ol 1990′s model RV! (Complete with faded blue and purple pastel stripes and pink seagulls) There are a few lesson’s that I have learned now that I am an expert RV’er and I feel inclined to share them with everyone.

One, Always dump the “Black Water” tank before you dump the “Grey Water” Tank.

Two, when you’re eye level with truckers you MUST learn their ways and their secret signals. Why? because it’s just cool.

Three, don’t let your wife make you a sandwich with extra mustard while driving 75 on the highway.

And last but not least… At night, just because you can’t see out doesn’t mean the whole campground can’t see in.